Scotty's Potty's Plumbing

Berry M.

Infinite poop. My husband sat on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stopped coming out. He had to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. He tried to pinch his butt closed but that made his insides hurt. Then the poop accelerated. I called 911. Then paramedics called for the doctors. The doctors called for specialists. The toilet is finished. Later on, volunteers arrived with shovels. We'd all been there so long we were used to the smell. Then the poop accelerated. We all moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top. Then the poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around our house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. We listen to his screams as they become muffled into nothingness. The poop accelerates. A priest knocked over the stepladder and tackled me out the window. I landed in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force propeled me forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The poop accelerates. The fire engulfs the vigil and our house. 20 meters. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath us is deafening. My husband tried to close up shop but his butthole disintegrated long ago. 50 meters up. Our house explodes. The poop accelerates. 500 meters. He's now tracked on radar. I tried to change my angle of ascent but I should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 1,500 meters. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulfed our city. The poop accelerates. My husband has broken the sound barrier. 10,000 meters. I barely take can take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 20,000 meters. CNN is reporting on all the world records he's broken. 50,000 meters. My husband is no longer alive. The poop accelerates. NASA can no longer track me. I thought it was over until he showed up. Scotty... Scotty's Potty's Plumbing... I thought I had seen an angel welcoming me... So I reached out to him. He grabbed my hand and pulled me out, plumbed the entire avalanche of steaming poop, and saved the world.

4/5 only because my husband died

Dr. L B.

These guys were great. We called in the morning, as our garbage disposal went out. They were there in the afternoon with a new disposal, which they promptly installed. Wonderful working with them.

Rick G.

I had an issue with a main line leaking in my crawlspace. Called Scotty's and made an appt. I have never used their services until today.
Arrived earlier than original appt time. Which was awesome.
As well Scotty and Jason were complete professionals . I would not use any other plumbing company. This is an A++ company.
Fair price, on time, professional , and honest. What more can you ask for. I am glad I called Scotty's Potty Plumbing. I will be a customer for now on. I will tell everyone I know about this company.
Thank you so much Scotty,Jason.

Scott M.

Scotty's Potty's Plumbing owners gave a quick talk at a LIZ - Local Impact Zone meeting and they seemed like a great small business. Well, a few weeks later on a Sunday morning of course, my water heater gave out and water was going everywhere.

I thought this would be the perfect test. They came out quickly after my call, had the new water heater installed and everything cleaned up like nothing ever happened. I also had Scotty fix two sinks that I had been wanting to get looked at by a plumber.

The bill was very reasonable; I was expecting it to be much higher.

Getting above and beyond service at a fair price is rare these days. Thank you again Scotty's Potty's Plumbing.

Kim R.

We've worked with Scotty's Potty's almost 4 years, and have nothing but positive things to share about them.

Over the years, Scotty and his wife have come to our home to blow out the sprinklers and to turn the water back on in the Spring. They are friendly, thorough, reasonably priced, and arrive at the agreed-upon time. We also had them to some work on a bathroom faucet, and it now works like a dream.

We trust their recommendations and would not hesitate to recommend them to family & friends.